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Oh Lifetime Movie Network, how a lot of stupendous reasons are there for your existence? Countless, in my opinion. The most primary even though is that you have taught me a great deal of a life lesson where my parents, school and society have failed. You fill in the holes of the info women are missing and desperately need. I never would have suspected that I wasn’t my parents’ child, that the sudden disappearance of my best friend was distrustful or that a high school friend may be planning to steal my unborn baby if it wasn’t for you. Your practical and plausible stories are timeless parables that prove how underrated women are.

20.) Any guy that is nice and/or telling jokes is mechanically suspect of any crime just committed or a dark past. He’s just too happy.

In each movie, the culprit of any crime or wrongdoing is the person you least suspect… and a man. So, who would you suspect less than the very nice guy just attempting to aid you with what you’re doing? In actuality, though, he’s just covering his tracks and using to you do so or making sure that you never find out. No guy is ever just nice. Thanks for the alert, Lifetime.

19.) Step parents, surrogate mothers and nannies always have an ulterior motive.

Any movie involving a step parent, surrogate mother or nanny has never ended well. It normally ends in a kidnap and/or ransom and always finish uncertainty of who the true mother and father are. Basically it becomes ‘Days of Our Lives’ with the moral of ‘this could take place to anyone’. So if you’ve ever wondered if you were adopted, you are in all likelihood onto something.

18.) High school is just one big, raunchy burlesque house and no one is good in any way.

Every movie with regards to high school is always with regards to the dangers of it. Every girl is basically a prostitute who hates all of her ‘friends’ and each adult believes she is a golden child. Every guy is numbed to their life and environs and just waits for girls to approach them providing sex in hopes of being popular. No one has any brains or morals and if you try to, the aforementioned kids will systematically try to ruin your life. Don’t worry though, because the other castaway kids that in a literal sense lurk in the shadows will help you.

17.) Men are bad. Period.

I think the basis for all for all Lifetime movies is evil of men. They always do something defective in numerous way. Most of the time they are the bad guys. But, in the few movies in which they aren’t the antagonists, they are just a hindrance to the women, ordinarily telling her she’s crazy, ignoring her or something else wholly messed up. There are a few instances in which men do aid women, but if there is, there’s likewise at least one other man impeding her efforts. So, just steer clear of men. Nothing good comes from them. At the very most, they may only aid women, but other women may do that, too. So, women in truth have no need of men.

16.) Women are smarter, more inviolable and more trustable than men.

As you may see from #17, there’s actually no use for men, because there’s not one thing men may do that women can’t. Due to the fact that men are just bad, they may never be as good as woman in any capacity, particularly in terms of character. You may never trust a man and he’s too blinded by his evilness to think intelligently or with any fortitude. Women have to rely on themselves for that. Men are basically helpless without women. Again, thank you for the lesson, Lifetime.

15.) Basically every one you recognise has a dark past or at least one deep, dark mystery they are running from.

If you think humans are capable of leading comparatively innocent, honorable and quiet lives, then think again! No one may just spend their lives in a little town without amassing at least one unspeakable secret. And humans who have not lived in only one place are in all probability running from something. You better presume these persons (and every one in general) are guilty of something and be very suspicious… peculiarly if they’re a man.

14.) At any given time in your life, there is at least one person plotting to demolish you.

Evidently, jealously is the most plentiful emotion in people, and the precipitation of women, because it’s ordinarily another woman that wants to destruct your life. Men are too stupid to be jealous of you. This likewise ties into why you must always be suspecting people, but it’s little more tricky, because you have to be on the lookout amidst your own kind, women. So, if you have found one of the decent men that comprise the 0.5% of the male population that is good, have children and an adequate job, you better be on watching out for a new women attempting to befriend you and existent friends acting weird. Either of those situations adds up to your life tardily being ruined.

13.) Ghosts do subsist – and commonly have been wronged by a man.

One foundational factor in Lifetime movies is bitterness and the capacity to never forget. And, apparently this bitterness proceeds until wrongs have been righted, even after death. Since men are bad and responsible for most of the evil in the world, they undoubtedly have caused most of this bitterness and women won’t forget it and unquestionably won’t rest until these horrid acts have been amended. And likewise since most men are only competent of bad things, there is one long laundry list of angry alive women and even more dead ones. And according to Lifetime, they will NOT leave you alone.

12.) Your life may be turned upside down in a matter of 30 minutes or less.

It’s the same timeline in each movie. Everything starts out hunky dory, then BAM, one thing happens and everything the woman believed is a lie and her life will never be the same. Of course, 45-60 minutes later the problem is solved, but according to Lifetime, insane events take place speedily to all normal persons and each crazy thing may occur to everyone. In a snap, you may find out that your parents aren’t in truth your parents and the guy pretending to be your best friend is in truth your demented half-brother wanting to use you as bate to find your real parents, because they are hiding from him. Oh, and he’s in love with you. It may take place just like that. The lesson of the story is don’t get attached to your life, because you are in truth the only thing you know is true.

11.) Don’t believe that your parents are your parents until they prove it.

Going along with #12, how may you ever genuinely know your parents are parents? You can’t tell by having your mom’s eyes or your dad’s hair. Baby photos and birth certificates mean not one thing either. DNA tests are genuinely the only way to tell. You need to have this done once in your life to make sure you weren’t genuinely kidnapped as a pawn in the feud amidst these persons and your real parents. You just can’t trust anyone… in particular your ‘father’.

10.) The only thing worse than a man is a rich, manipulative woman.

Being worse than a man is hard, but a lot of women manage to be. These are ordinarily the girls from high school cited in #18 that have only gotten worse with age. Obviously, you will have to be wary of rich and manipulative people, but it’s in regards to 10 times worse when it’s a woman.

9.) Being psychic is rather mutual – and they’re always right.

Apparently, there are a plethora of persons walking around knowing what has happened or what will take place to anybody they touch. These X-Men-like creatures keep these natural abilities and qualities quiet, because it’s likewise a dark secret. So, at any given moment, you actually have at least 1 person around you that may peer into your life. Go to your happy place.

8.) Cops never want to support and are in truth more destructive than helpful in any situation.

In each circumstance where an individual is overjoyed that the police have arrived to save them, the cops are either useless or make the circumstance worse. Conversations ordinarily go like this: “Officer, I saw a hand banging on the window in the basement twice. There is someone down there!” “Lady, you are sleep-deprived and bored and we have to take into account you’re a woman, which mechanically makes you delusional. You’re seeing things that aren’t there. Now, we’re going to go back to cruising around. We’ll be back in an hour when you’re running around keeping a knife, bleeding and in the end have a great deal of evidence.” Basically, if policemen are there to support you, they won’t, and if they’re there regarding a circumstance that you’re involved in, you will be blamed. The cops are just bad no matter what. They’re for the most part men, too. Coincidence? I think not.

7.) The law is useless.

There’s always a way to have your children taken away without any proof, but it’s almost inconceivable to convict a guy of a sexual crime. The law never works for the good person and is always twisted by bad guy to favor him. Lifetime movies prove that laws are unjust and we in truth lived in a country with tyrannical rule.

6.) The only persons with impeccable integrity are young mothers and castaway students.

Anyone who is popular or highly honored has consecrated a heap of bad deeds to earn that position and they are more than willing to do anything to keep that status. The only humans capable of any good are those in the lowest positions, such as single, poor mothers and ignored high school kids. Evidently, the isolation makes them good and the only humans you may trust.

5.) Underage drinking WILL lead to kidnapping, rape and/or death.

In each instance where an individual underage drinks, a horrid atrocity happens. Girls are kidnapped, and perhaps raped and killed. Parents are terrified to try to break up a party, because they might get injure by the animals these high school kids turn into. Basically, hell breaks loose when someone underneath 21 drinks. When somebody over 21 does though, not one thing out of the general happens. So, rather of showing that drinking is an actually unsatisfying way to have fun or numb yourself, which leads to lax morals, judgment and and an overall downgrade of life that not one thing good comes from, Lifetime goes with the angle of scaring kids into thinking that if you drink you will deal with the decision of kill or be killed.

4.) You are smarter than every one you recognise and no one else understands.

There isn’t one Lifetime movie where the main reputation has a single person sticking with them allround the story. Each person at one point will have to stand versus their friends, parents, husband, sister and of course, the law to prove something right, which is evident to the viewers, just not anybody in the movie. Lifetime teaches you to prepare for this, because you WILL have to prove a murder or that your child is actually yours at a great deal of point while every one you know is lined up versus you. Again, you see that you are all alone, the world is versus you and you may only count on yourself. Your only probability at finding understanding is finding a heap of outcasts.

3.) If you have 1000 pieces of proof to prove something, no one will believe you still.

Going along with #4, you will never be believed no matter what you’re saying. I can’t tell you how numerous times I’ve heard “Officer! Something horrid happened to my best friend, Mary! I haven’t seen her is 2 weeks and ‘HELP’ is written in blood on her walls!” “She’s fine. If there was something wrong, it would have been reported. Lady, you can’t come to the police each time you guys have a cat fight.” And if you have video of your best friend’s husband cheating on her, you might as well burn it, because she’ll never believe you and might accuse you of attempting to get him all to yourself by tricking her into breaking up with him. When you’re sure that a kinship is obsessive and may prove it, then you will called a bitter person who hates relationships. Let it be a lesson that helping may genuinely injure you and no matter what no one will believe what you may prove.

2.) Your paranoia is founded and are genuinely just healthful cautions.

Are you affrighted of the random person you knew from high school that just moved into your neighborhood though you now live in another state? Or, do you not instinctually believe a woman when she tells she’s pregnant? Good! That’s just using mutual sense. Lifetime has taught that anything and everything may be a lie. If the soccer coach is keeping your daughter late at practice, don’t just believe it was for the good of the team. There is probably a statutory kinship going on. So, be wary of the cable guy, even when you schedule his visit and the mailman, because he sees all of your mail. And, when you go to the doctor, be careful what he’s ‘checking out’. There are people all around you lurking with deep, dark plans to hurt you in ways you never thought of.

1.) Every actor has been desperate sufficient to be in a Lifetime movie at one point in their career.

It’s no mystery that Lifetime isn’t the most eminent quality of entertainment, this list gives a good deal of hints as to why. It’s been starting point or fall back for innumerable actors from John Stamos to Heather Locklear and a good deal of others that you’ve scarcely heard of or scarcely remember. One of the funniest things (besides the awful story lines) in regards to Lifetime movies is seeing the scores of actors that show up and the roles they play. I’ll never forget watching Fred Savage kill DJ Tanner from Full House or Tiffani Amber Thiessen attempting to escape from her abusive husband. Okay, I in all likelihood will, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t entertaining.

Lifetime, I thank you for being so useful. You’ve taught me more than any school I’ve attended has. You are worthy beyond your credit, whose worth unknown altho your height be taken. Please keep new movies coming. I need to know who to suspect next of all the difficultnesses in my life.

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